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		<title>THE NEXT POPE SHOULD BE JEWISH</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[(SatireWire.com) – Once again, the answer to the age-old rhetorical question, “Is the Pope Catholic?” is yes. Once again, the cardinals in Rome have looked inward for a pontiff, effectively cutting themselves off from the world’s 5.8 billion non-Catholics. It defies logic.]]></description>
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		<title>PAPAL FRONTRUNNERS EXPOSED (not like that)</title>
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