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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – Less than two years after downgrading the credit rating of the United States – a historical first -- Standard &#038; Poor’s analyst Gary Gardener cannot believe he may get the chance to do it again.]]></description>
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		<title>MATH COMMITS SUICIDE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Math – the universal science of number, quantity, shape, and space – was found dead in a Dupont Circle hotel room this morning, the apparent victim of suicide induced by its inability to adjust to American politics, where numbers have no meaning and reality does not add up.]]></description>
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