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		<title>STEVEN CHU SULKING OVER U.S. GOVT NOT GETTING WIPED OUT</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- Sulking Energy Secretary Steven Chu, the cabinet member designated to sit out the State of the Union address in the event the entire U.S. leadership was killed, has been unable to hide his disappointment ever since the President returned safely to the Oval Office Tuesday night.]]></description>
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		<title>AMERICANS VOTE TO CONTINUE BANGING HEAD AGAINST WALL</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- After years of banging their heads against a wall in frustration over the inability of the White House and Congress to work together, Americans went to the polls Tuesday and voted overwhelmingly to continue banging their heads against a wall.]]></description>
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		<title>ROMNEY, IN DRAG, DENIES HE HAS TACKED TOO FAR LEFT</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 18:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO (SatireWire.com) – In a spirited stump speech today, Mitt Romney denied he has changed positions or tacked to the left, although observers couldn’t help but notice the Governor was dressed in drag and wore a rainbow-colored U.S. lapel pin.]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA LOSES DEBATE; ALSO ANY HOPE FOR ANNIVERSARY SEX</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER, CO. (SatireWire.com) – Following his weak showing in Wednesday’s debate with Mitt Romney, President Obama’s 20th wedding anniversary ended in further disappointment as sources say the First Lady refused to have anniversary sex with, “a man who has clearly lost his balls.” ]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA CONDEMNED FOR SLEEPING LAST NIGHT</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a gaffe that may cost Barack Obama the election, the White House today admitted the President slept last night, a revelation that outraged Republicans who questioned how anyone could sleep "while America suffers."]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (SatireWire.com) – With yet another flawed front-runner taking the lead in a GOP campaign seemingly bent on self-destruction, President Obama today privately told friends he is starting to think the Republicans aren’t even trying.]]></description>
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		<title>CAMPAIGN-BASED CONCUSSIONS ON THE RISE</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (SatireWire.com) -- Campaign-based concussions have risen 120 percent in the last month as voters across the country are repeatedly banging their heads in frustration against walls, countertops, or the nearest available hard object, the CDC reported today.]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO SHOWS BAIN EXECUTIVES URINATING ON LAID-OFF WORKERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBIA, S.C. (SatireWire.com) – Efforts to paint Mitt Romney as a heartless corporate raider were reinforced today after a 1992 videotape surfaced showing Bain Capital executives urinating on helpless, laid-off workers.]]></description>
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