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		<title>JOHN GLENN: &#8216;I CLAIMED PLANET EARTH FOR MYSELF WHILE ORBITING&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBUS, OHIO (SatireWire.com) -- Fifty years after becoming the first American to orbit Earth, John Glenn revealed today that while circling the globe on Feb. 20, 1962, he secretly laid claim to the entire planet, which he renamed, ‘Johnglenndia.']]></description>
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