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		<title>FBI LAUNCHES OWN AL QAEDA CELL TO LURE WOULD-BE TERRORISTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2012 18:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) -- In an effort to streamline terrorist sting operations, the FBI today said it has launched its own al Qaeda cell, which is much better funded and organized, allowing amateur 'would-be' terrorists to quickly become convictable, ‘is-now’ terrorists.]]></description>
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		<title>IN THE LAIR OF GENITAL QAEDA: LIFE IN AN UNDERWEAR BOMBER CAMP</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[YEMEN (SatireWire.com) -- The days are long, the training merciless, the mission terrifying. And in the end, if you’re very, very successful, your groin explodes. Such is the short, painful life of the underwear bomber.]]></description>
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