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		<title>CIA DEFENDS BRIBES, SAYS KARZAI VERY HELPFUL, ALSO SOLID GOLD</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[KABUL (SatireWire.com) -- The CIA today vehemently denied that tens of millions of dollars in cash secretly paid to Afghan leaders was wasted or “simply disappeared,” pointing out that if that were true, Afghan President Hamid Karzai would not now be made of solid gold. ]]></description>
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		<title>TALIBAN ALSO WILL ARM WOMEN TO FIGHT OPPRESSORS&#8230; OH, WAIT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Responding to America’s decision to allow women in combat, Taliban leaders today vowed to give guns to their women too so they could fight off their oppressors, until they realized that would be them.]]></description>
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		<title>SEX SCANDAL REVEALS U.S. MAY BE AT WAR IN AFGHANISTAN</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In yet another shocking turn, the unraveling Pentagon sex scandal has revealed the United States is involved in what appears to be some kind of war in Afghanistan.]]></description>
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