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		<title>CONSERVATIVE ROMNEY PICKS MODERATE ROMNEY FOR V.P.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MADISON, WI. (SatireWire.com) -- In a move to “keep his enemies close” while also attracting independent voters, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Severely Conservative Mitt Romney today announced he will choose arch nemesis Moderate Mitt Romney as his running mate.]]></description>
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		<title>OBAMA CONDEMNED FOR SLEEPING LAST NIGHT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a gaffe that may cost Barack Obama the election, the White House today admitted the President slept last night, a revelation that outraged Republicans who questioned how anyone could sleep "while America suffers."]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (SatireWire.com) – With yet another flawed front-runner taking the lead in a GOP campaign seemingly bent on self-destruction, President Obama today privately told friends he is starting to think the Republicans aren’t even trying.]]></description>
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		<title>CAMPAIGN-BASED CONCUSSIONS ON THE RISE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (SatireWire.com) -- Campaign-based concussions have risen 120 percent in the last month as voters across the country are repeatedly banging their heads in frustration against walls, countertops, or the nearest available hard object, the CDC reported today.]]></description>
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