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		<title>ADM PRODUCES PIG MADE ENTIRELY OF CHICKEN</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROSWELL, N.M. (SatireWire.com) -- In a giant leap from the edge of space Sunday, Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner shattered records for supersonic speed, high altitude jumping, and free-fall swearing in a nerve-wracking, 24-mile plunge to Earth.]]></description>
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		<title>MEN LINING UP FOR LIFE-EXTENDING CASTRATIONS</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[AMSTERDAM (SatireWire.com) -- A team of extremely high astrophysicists revealed today that mankind has for millenia incorrectly depicted Earth upside down, a stunning development that means everyone traveling right now is going in the wrong direction.]]></description>
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		<title>GOOGLE TO BECOME &#8216;GOOGLE-BFF&#8217; – &#8216;SO TELL US EVERYTHING&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO (SatireWire.com) – Internet site Wikipedia shut down for 24 hours Wednesday in a move that may cause Congress to reconsider proposed anti-piracy legislation and will cause at least 27 million student essays to be turned in a day late. Maybe two.]]></description>
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		<title>IN NEW SPACE RACE, U.S. VOWS TO MATCH RUSSIAN FAILURES</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOSCOW (SatireWire.com) – NASA will begin sabotaging its own rockets in an effort to keep up with longtime space foe Russia, which has taken a huge lead by losing no less than eight spacecraft in the past year, including the Phobos-Grunt probe that crashed to Earth Sunday. ]]></description>
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