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		<title>European Central Bank to Intervene in Football Matches</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frankfurt, Germany (SatireWire.com) &#8211; In a surprising tactical shift, the frustrated European Central Bank announced yesterday it will no longer intervene to bolster the sagging euro, but will instead intervene in English Premier League football matches. Its first test came in Saturday&#8217;s battle between Manchester United and Coventry, in which the Central Bank substituted German [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Priceline Launches &#8220;Name Price for Bail&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stamford, Conn. (Satirewire.com) &#8211; Priceline.com, which allows consumers to name their own price for airline tickets and mortgages, will launch a name-your-own-price for bail service, the company disclosed today. The service will initially be restricted to high-crime markets and the NFL Players Association. Copyright © 2000-2009, SatireWire.]]></description>
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