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		<title>Zimbabwe Changes Name to AAA Zimbabwe</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harare, AAA Zimbabwe (SatireWire.com) &#8211; Zimbabwe today officially changed its name to AAA Zimbabwe, vaulting 188 places in the United Nations Membership Directory in an attempt to catch the eye of anyone browsing for country-related products and services. &#8220;The Directory is alphabetical, so if your fingers were walking through the member pages looking for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bin Laden Hit Hard By News Of His Death</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C (SatireWire.com) &#8211; News this week from the FBI&#8217;s top official for counterterrorism that Osama bin Laden was &#8220;probably not with us anymore&#8221; has shaken the al Qaeda leader, who had spent the past 10 months believing he was alive. The late bin Laden however, urged his followers not to jump to conclusions. &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spain, Morocco Fight Over, Have Same IQ As, Rock</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bel Younech, Morocco (SatireWire.com) &#8211; Morocco and Spain said today they would not reoccupy a tiny outcropping of rock the two government have been fighting over in a dispute over which side has the lower IQ. Morocco struck the first blow, gaining full zeroes for its invasion of an uninhabited, 30-acre islet that sits less [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arabs Slyly Building Wall Around Israel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tel Aviv (SatireWire.com) &#8211; Israel today continued to believe it was building a massive fence to seal off the West Bank instead of unwittingly footing the bill to construct the first stage of an 800-mile-long wall meant to seal off the entire state of Israel from everyone else. Since construction began Sunday, Arab leaders have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Savvy Balloonist Starts Round-World Trip Halfway Round World</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Northam, Australia (SatireWire.com) &#8211; American tycoon Steve Fossett, making his sixth attempt to circle the globe alone in a balloon, predicted this trip will be successful because it&#8217;s starting in Australia, which he noted was &#8220;halfway around the world already.&#8221; &#8220;By launching here, I only need to go around the other half back to America [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Americans Told to Have Sex with the Dutch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) &#8211; Reacting to a new report claiming young people in the Netherlands are less likely than their American counterparts to get pregnant or carry sexually transmitted diseases, U.S. health officials today announced that America&#8217;s teens should have sex with the Dutch. &#8220;If this study is correct, young people in the Netherlands are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush: &#8220;Dad Left Wallet in Iraq&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (SatireWire.com) &#8211; Arab leaders today said they were skeptical of George W. Bush&#8217;s latest assertion regarding Iraq: that his father left his wallet in Baghdad and the United States just wants to dash in with 100,000 troops and get it. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;ve forgotten my wallet before, but I just have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Debate Rages Over Physician-Assisted Suicide Bombing</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jenin, West Bank (SatireWire.com) &#8211; Having nearly exhausted its supply of young martyrs, the militant group Hamas today asked a Palestinian court to approve of physician-assisted suicide bombing, arguing the elderly and terminally ill should be allowed to end their lives with dignity, respect, and catastrophic destruction. The request, which would permit doctors to prescribe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John Howard Says Name Not Euphemism</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sydney (SatireWire.com) &#8211; Australian Prime Minister John Howard today insisted his name is real and is not a euphemism or nickname for any part of his anatomy. Howard was forced to respond to the rumors after the Prime Minister was caught in a Parliament House restroom continually rearranging his John Howard. Copyright © 2000-2009, SatireWire.]]></description>
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		<title>French Successfully Increase Enmity Toward French</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris (SatireWire.com) &#8211; The French, apparently concerned that the world&#8217;s antipathy toward them might soften, handed a victory Sunday to ultra nationalist Jean-Marie Le Pen, who will now take on Jacque Chirac for president. Le Pen, who has called the holocaust a &#8220;detail of history&#8221; and blamed immigrants for most of the country&#8217;s social ills, [...]]]></description>
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