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		<title>PAPAL FRONTRUNNERS EXPOSED (not like that)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[VATICAN CITY (SatireWire.com) -- Here are the leading candidates to replace Pope Benedict XVI, arranged in random order, unless you don't believe in random, in which case the first guy is the next pope. Obviously.]]></description>
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		<title>TALIBAN ALSO WILL ARM WOMEN TO FIGHT OPPRESSORS&#8230; OH, WAIT</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Responding to America’s decision to allow women in combat, Taliban leaders today vowed to give guns to their women too so they could fight off their oppressors, until they realized that would be them.]]></description>
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		<title>NORTH KOREA WARNS MISSILES CAN REACH U.S. IN 2 DAYS VIA UPS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG (SatireWire.com) -- Reacting to South Korea’s recent deal with the United States to extend the range of its missiles, North Korea surprised the world Tuesday by claiming it now has missiles that can reach the U.S. mainland. If those missiles are sent via UPS 2nd Day Air.]]></description>
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		<title>N. KOREA APPARENTLY PLANS TO LITTER WORLD INTO SUBMISSION</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 04:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG (SatireWire.com) -- North Korea on Thursday launched what appears to be a new type of disintegrating missile that officials warn could pose a significant threat to any nation other than the one it’s pointed at.]]></description>
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		<title>U.S., ISRAEL AGREE ISRAEL DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT U.S. THINKS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 04:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- In what aides described as a “cordial, constructive” meeting on Iran’s nuclear threat, President Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu agreed Monday that Israel really doesn’t give a shit what the U.S. thinks.]]></description>
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		<title>STUDY CONCLUDES BEIJING IS 13 HOURS AHEAD OF WASHINGTON</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- A three-year government economic study has concluded the U.S. has fallen behind China because Beijing is 13 hours ahead of Washington and therefore knows what’s going to happen more than half a day before the United States.]]></description>
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		<title>CNN ACCIDENTALLY AIRS FOOTAGE OF UPCOMING U.S.-IRAN WAR</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (SatireWire.com) -- Pentagon officials were furious with CNN today after the network failed to respect a media embargo and accidentally aired footage of a successful Navy missile strike from the third week of the upcoming U.S.-Iran war.]]></description>
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		<title>CHINA TO MANUFACTURE CHEAPER AMERICAN BABIES</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEIJING (SatireWire.com) – In a further blow to U.S. manufacturing, China today announced it will produce American babies at one-tenth the cost of its U.S. counterparts.]]></description>
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		<title>BRITISH FREEDOM RIOTERS LIBERATE TVs, SHOES, COMPUTERS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON (SatireWire.com) – The clarion of freedom that sounded across North Africa last Spring has finally reached Britain, where for the fourth straight night rioters wielded the bricks of revolution to break down the tyranny of shop windows and the despotism of display shelving to liberate the exploited consumer goods of capitalism from their unjustly priced confinement.]]></description>
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		<title>MURDOCH TO CLOSE SCOTLAND YARD</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 14:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON (SatireWire.com) -- Britain’s phone-hacking scandal has claimed another News International subsidiary as media baron Rupert Murdoch today told Parliament he will shut down Scotland Yard. ]]></description>
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