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		<title>ISRAEL CLAIMS IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE BOMBING IN NEIGHBORHOOD</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 19:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By An Israeli Warplane -- I know, right? I looks kinda awkward that I “just happened” to bomb Damascus Sunday, but that’s what happened. It wasn’t, like, planned or anything. It wasn’t like I went out of my way. I was just bombing in the neighborhood. Honestly. ]]></description>
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		<title>CIA DEFENDS BRIBES, SAYS KARZAI VERY HELPFUL, ALSO SOLID GOLD</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KABUL (SatireWire.com) -- The CIA today vehemently denied that tens of millions of dollars in cash secretly paid to Afghan leaders was wasted or “simply disappeared,” pointing out that if that were true, Afghan President Hamid Karzai would not now be made of solid gold. ]]></description>
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		<title>NORTH KOREA RELEASES VIDEO OF AMERICANS EATING FOOD</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG (SatireWire.com) -- In its latest video effort to stoke anti-U.S. sentiment among its citizens, North Korean today released a four-minute video showing Americans eating food.]]></description>
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		<title>PAPAL FRONTRUNNERS EXPOSED (not like that)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VATICAN CITY (SatireWire.com) -- Here are the leading candidates to replace Pope Benedict XVI, arranged in random order, unless you don't believe in random, in which case the first guy is the next pope. Obviously.]]></description>
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		<title>TALIBAN ALSO WILL ARM WOMEN TO FIGHT OPPRESSORS&#8230; OH, WAIT</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Responding to America’s decision to allow women in combat, Taliban leaders today vowed to give guns to their women too so they could fight off their oppressors, until they realized that would be them.]]></description>
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		<title>NORTH KOREA WARNS MISSILES CAN REACH U.S. IN 2 DAYS VIA UPS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG (SatireWire.com) -- Reacting to South Korea’s recent deal with the United States to extend the range of its missiles, North Korea surprised the world Tuesday by claiming it now has missiles that can reach the U.S. mainland. If those missiles are sent via UPS 2nd Day Air.]]></description>
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		<title>N. KOREA APPARENTLY PLANS TO LITTER WORLD INTO SUBMISSION</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 04:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG (SatireWire.com) -- North Korea on Thursday launched what appears to be a new type of disintegrating missile that officials warn could pose a significant threat to any nation other than the one it’s pointed at.]]></description>
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		<title>U.S., ISRAEL AGREE ISRAEL DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT U.S. THINKS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 04:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- In what aides described as a “cordial, constructive” meeting on Iran’s nuclear threat, President Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu agreed Monday that Israel really doesn’t give a shit what the U.S. thinks.]]></description>
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		<title>STUDY CONCLUDES BEIJING IS 13 HOURS AHEAD OF WASHINGTON</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- A three-year government economic study has concluded the U.S. has fallen behind China because Beijing is 13 hours ahead of Washington and therefore knows what’s going to happen more than half a day before the United States.]]></description>
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		<title>CNN ACCIDENTALLY AIRS FOOTAGE OF UPCOMING U.S.-IRAN WAR</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (SatireWire.com) -- Pentagon officials were furious with CNN today after the network failed to respect a media embargo and accidentally aired footage of a successful Navy missile strike from the third week of the upcoming U.S.-Iran war.]]></description>
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