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2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: Oct-Dec

2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: Oct-Dec

OCTOBER ¤ Vice President Al Gore puts the Internet up for sale on auction site eBay, explaining that while he will miss his creation, he needs money to duel Republican presidential contender George W. Bush in the stretch run to November. ¤ America Online announces that [Read More]

TECH HOLIDAY CARDS

TECH HOLIDAY CARDS

SEND A FRIEND SOME SATIRE FOR THE HOLIDAYS NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – Why say it in person when you can say it so much less personally online? Peruse our holiday cards. Recommend them to others, and consider your card-sending troubles at an end. IN THE [Read More]

“HACKERS-FOR-NADER” DELIVER SURPRISE VICTORY

“HACKERS-FOR-NADER” DELIVER SURPRISE VICTORY

Group’s ‘Get Out and Change the Vote’ Campaign Influences Dozens of Races WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – The Oval Office was snatched away from Al Gore and George W. Bush Wednesday when the International Brotherhood of Computer Hackers, urging [Read More]

DOT-COM REFUGEES: LIFE IN CAMP ALPHA

DOT-COM REFUGEES: LIFE IN CAMP ALPHA

Hope Dwindles for Thousands; Kozmo.com Gang Doing OK Since the fall of Internet stocks began in April, former dot-com employees, forced from their jobs, have made their way to Dot-Camp Alpha, a makeshift settlement on a barren hillside in Silicon Valley. Despite its lack of [Read More]

WORLD’S 400 MILLION NET USERS VOTE TO MAKE NET PRIVATE CLUB

WORLD’S 400 MILLION NET USERS VOTE TO MAKE NET PRIVATE CLUB

Wait List Said “Massive” For All Internet Surf And Browser Club ON THE INTERNET (SatireWire.com) – That’s it. The vote is over. And chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re in. Early this morning, the Internet’s estimated 400 [Read More]

AISBC MEMBERSHIP TEST

AISBC MEMBERSHIP TEST

Note: This is a practice test only. If you are recommended (tapped) by two members in good standing of the exclusive All Internet Surf and Browser Club, and if you pass the personal interview, the actual written test will differ from this one, but will be similar in tone [Read More]

Internet Club Election Notice

ATTENTION ALL INTERNET USERS OF THE WORLD: Everyone who DOESN’T want to make the Internet an exclusive club called the All Internet Surf and Browser Club – a club that would keep the Internet cool by basically keeping anyone not now online from ever getting on [Read More]

STUDY CLAIMS WORK NOT AN IMPEDIMENT TO PERSONAL WEB SURFING AT WORK

STUDY CLAIMS WORK NOT AN IMPEDIMENT TO PERSONAL WEB SURFING AT WORK

Meanwhile, Policies Prohibiting Work During the Surfday Found Unproductive SAN JOSE, CAL. (SatireWire.com) – More than 80 percent of respondents to a new LGI/Gallup poll admit they do “some” or “a lot” of work while at work, but almost all [Read More]

MR. CLICKWELL’S WORST DRESSED WEB SITES

MR. CLICKWELL’S WORST DRESSED WEB SITES

NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – And now, just in time for the Fall, caustic site design critic Mr. Clickwell reviews the biggest sites on the Internet and finds their Web wardrobes (gasp!) wanting. From MSN (“Please, don’t bother breaking up Microsoft, [Read More]

WEB SITE FASHION FOR SPRING: IT’S ALL ABOUT PRETTY

WEB SITE FASHION FOR SPRING: IT’S ALL ABOUT PRETTY

Sassy Web Site Fashion Maven Mr. Clickwell Reports from Spring SiteWear Show San Jose, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Catch me in a pan I’m melting! It’s been a long, cold Winter for the fashion conscious, but if this week’s Spring SiteWear Show is any [Read More]

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