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WORLD’S 400 MILLION NET USERS VOTE TO MAKE NET PRIVATE CLUB

WORLD’S 400 MILLION NET USERS VOTE TO MAKE NET PRIVATE CLUB

Wait List Said “Massive” For All Internet Surf And Browser Club ON THE INTERNET (SatireWire.com) – That’s it. The vote is over. And chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re in. Early this morning, the Internet’s estimated 400 [Read More]

AISBC MEMBERSHIP TEST

AISBC MEMBERSHIP TEST

Note: This is a practice test only. If you are recommended (tapped) by two members in good standing of the exclusive All Internet Surf and Browser Club, and if you pass the personal interview, the actual written test will differ from this one, but will be similar in tone [Read More]

Internet Club Election Notice

ATTENTION ALL INTERNET USERS OF THE WORLD: Everyone who DOESN’T want to make the Internet an exclusive club called the All Internet Surf and Browser Club – a club that would keep the Internet cool by basically keeping anyone not now online from ever getting on [Read More]

STUDY CLAIMS WORK NOT AN IMPEDIMENT TO PERSONAL WEB SURFING AT WORK

STUDY CLAIMS WORK NOT AN IMPEDIMENT TO PERSONAL WEB SURFING AT WORK

Meanwhile, Policies Prohibiting Work During the Surfday Found Unproductive SAN JOSE, CAL. (SatireWire.com) – More than 80 percent of respondents to a new LGI/Gallup poll admit they do “some” or “a lot” of work while at work, but almost all [Read More]

MR. CLICKWELL’S WORST DRESSED WEB SITES

MR. CLICKWELL’S WORST DRESSED WEB SITES

NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – And now, just in time for the Fall, caustic site design critic Mr. Clickwell reviews the biggest sites on the Internet and finds their Web wardrobes (gasp!) wanting. From MSN (“Please, don’t bother breaking up Microsoft, [Read More]

WEB SITE FASHION FOR SPRING: IT’S ALL ABOUT PRETTY

WEB SITE FASHION FOR SPRING: IT’S ALL ABOUT PRETTY

Sassy Web Site Fashion Maven Mr. Clickwell Reports from Spring SiteWear Show San Jose, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Catch me in a pan I’m melting! It’s been a long, cold Winter for the fashion conscious, but if this week’s Spring SiteWear Show is any [Read More]

MICROSOFT.COM’S FRESH, SOFT APPROACH TO SPRING

MICROSOFT.COM’S FRESH, SOFT APPROACH TO SPRING

Back to MAIN STORY Copyright © 2001-2009, SatireWire. [Read More]

GOOGLE’S NEW, DELICATE APPROACH

GOOGLE’S NEW, DELICATE APPROACH

Back to MAIN STORY Copyright © 2001-2009, SatireWire. [Read More]

FIRED DOT-COM WORKERS GRANTED REFUGEE STATUS

FIRED DOT-COM WORKERS GRANTED REFUGEE STATUS

U.N. to Provide Aid to Thousands Forced to Flee Their Jobs NEAR EMERYVILLE, CALIF. (SatireWire.com) – Alarmed by “deplorable” conditions at swelling dot-com relocation camps, the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees today granted Official Refugee [Read More]

M.I.T. SPAM STUDY FINDS INSTANT WEALTH, SEXY COEDS JUST A CLICK AWAY!

M.I.T. SPAM STUDY FINDS INSTANT WEALTH, SEXY COEDS JUST A CLICK AWAY!

Generous Offers to Share Secrets Restore Researchers’ Faith in Humanity CAMBRIDGE, MASS. (SatireWire.com) – A two-year M.I.T. study of unsolicited email, or “spam,” has concluded that you can earn $50,000 in the next 90 days by sending e-mail from [Read More]

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