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e.e. commerce Returns with New Collection

e.e. commerce Returns with New Collection

BOOK REVIEW Net Poet Laureate Mixes Passion, Malice in garden of e(den of equity) NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – When e.e. commerce last released a collection of poems, the NASDAQ was at 5,000, profits were an unnecessary evil, and e-commerce was a respected [Read More]

e.e. commerce on Microsoft Breakup

brea kup by e.e. commerce brea kup bre ak up b r e a k u p whoca res who car es w h o c a r e s Back to e.e. returns. Copyright © 2000-2009, SatireWire. [Read More]

INTERNET POET E.E. COMMERCE ON THE LAM

INTERNET POET E.E. COMMERCE ON THE LAM

Estranged, Out-of-Favor Web Poet Threatens Victims with Bricks, Bad Verse Provo, Utah (SatireWire.com) – e.e. commerce, the famed Poet Laureate of the Internet whose rousing verse once spoke of an online utopia that would destroy brick-and-mortar business, has [Read More]

THE PRODIGAL.COM SON RETURNS

THE PRODIGAL.COM SON RETURNS

If Your Son Were One of Those… Those Dot-Commers, How Would You Feel? - Dad? - Who are you? Get out. - But Dad… - Don’t ‘But Dad’ me, Roger. You stopped being my son when you left five years ago, with all our money. Your mother and I were going [Read More]

EXECUTIVE ROAD TRIP: MY NIGHT WITH BILL GATES

EXECUTIVE ROAD TRIP: MY NIGHT WITH BILL GATES

SatireWire’s Andy Marlatt Tours the Capital with The Man (or Boy?) from Redmond WASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Bill Gates and I drive along E Street in my rented Corolla, past renovated apartment buildings and upscale shops sandwiched between old government [Read More]

RIOT ERUPTS AT DOT-COM REFUGEE CAMP

RIOT ERUPTS AT DOT-COM REFUGEE CAMP

Visit from Il Papa Soldi, John Doerr, Sparks Violent Outburst NEAR EMERYVILLE, CAL. (SatireWire.com) – Overcrowded conditions and a contentious visit from famed venture capitalist John Doerr sparked a riot yesterday at Dot-Camp Alpha, a refugee camp that now serves as [Read More]

2000: THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW

2000: THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW

NEW HAVEN, CONN. (SatireWire.com) – Do you remember a time when Napster was going to change the world, and the Microsoft trial was almost entertaining? Remember when Priceline was a $90 stock? Or even a $10 stock? How about $2? We didn’t either, but after [Read More]

2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: April – June

2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: April – June

APRIL ¤ U.S. District Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson rules Microsoft violated antitrust laws by leveraging its monopoly position in operating systems to capture other software markets. Microsoft orders partners and customers not to accept the ruling because it wasn’t [Read More]

2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: July-Sept

2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: July-Sept

JULY ¤ The Internet reaches a demographic milestone as a new study reveals that for the first time, the majority of U.S. Internet users are FBI agents posing as teenage girls. ¤ Reacting to an alarming new report that warns of a widening “digital divide” [Read More]

2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: Oct-Dec

2000 THE INTERNET YEAR IN REVIEW: Oct-Dec

OCTOBER ¤ Vice President Al Gore puts the Internet up for sale on auction site eBay, explaining that while he will miss his creation, he needs money to duel Republican presidential contender George W. Bush in the stretch run to November. ¤ America Online announces that [Read More]

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