The Arts
ROBERTSON STEPS DOWN TO ENJOY PRIVATE LIFE OF INTOLERANCE
“Pat Robertson stepped down as leader of the Christian Coalition after more than a decade in charge of the conservative organization.” – AP, Dec. 6, 2001 “My Family Needs Me to Be Insular for Them Now,” He Explains Norfolk, Va. (SatireWire.com) [Read More]
NATION PULLS TOGETHER, FALLS OVER
United We Stand, But Divided Into 2 Equal Teams Would Have Been Better Santa Barbara, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Answering the call from government and civic leaders, Americans all pulled together yesterday in an unprecedented show of patriotism and unity that left [Read More]
U.S. TO HALT ATTACKS DURING HOLY MONTH OF HARRY POTTER MOVIE RELEASE
West Anxious to Portray War As Fight Against Terrorism, Not Harry Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Fearing a religious backlash that could undermine international support and intensify anti-American sentiment, the United States today announced it will halt attacks [Read More]
AMERICANS GETTING BACK TO HIGHLY ALERT STATE OF NORMAL
“We are getting back to normal. We’re doing so with a new sense of awareness. And the (FBI) warning that went out today helped to heighten that sense of awareness.” – President George W. Bush, Oct. 12, 2001 Everything’s Just As It Was, Except [Read More]
NEW REAL-LIFE DISNEY MOVIE ALMOST AS GOOD AS ANIMATION
Actors So Authentic “You’d Think They Were Digitally Produced” Burbank, Cal. (SatireWire) – The soon-to-be-released Walt Disney film “Max Keeble’s Big Move,” which features real actors and actual scenery, is so lifelike that [Read More]
AMISH ASSAIL NOVEL ‘BUGGY NIGHTS’
Normally Peaceful People Declare Scheune-wa Against Author LANCASTER, PA. (SatireWire.com) – Outraged Amish leaders stunned the publishing industry today by declaring a scheune-wa against author Gore Vidal, whose new book, Buggy Nights, offers a bawdy, fictionalized [Read More]
ATLANTA NOW LESS BUSY, FINALLY HAS TIME TO HATE
Business Slowdown Frees Up Time to Take Part in Prejudice, Discrimination Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) – According to a new federal report, Atlanta, which has long billed itself as the racially harmonious “City Too Busy to Hate,” is finally succumbing to [Read More]
REVOLUTION COMES AT INCONVENIENT TIME
Lack of Bourgeoisie Cooperation, Strong TV Lineup, Turn Back Universal Uprising Everywhere (SatireWire.com) – The long-awaited Revolution, when the oppressed and disenfranchised break the chains of economic servitude and social injustice and put the tyrants and [Read More]
MEDIA CONVICTS MEDIA OF UNFAIRLY CONVICTING MEDIA IN MEDIA
Media Site Inside.com to Launch InsideInside.com to Cover Itself Covering Itself New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – In what the media termed a “healthy display of detached introspection,” the media today accused the media of unfairly convicting the media in [Read More]
NATION’S FIRST ‘LOW-STRESS’ CASINO ARRIVES
Rowdy Yahtzee Players Told to Keep it Down LAKE BENTON, MINN. (SatireWire.com) – A chorus of satisfied sighs wafted across the endless fields and farms of this southwest Minnesota town yesterday as the nation’s first “low-stress” gambling casino [Read More]
