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ROBERTSON STEPS DOWN TO ENJOY PRIVATE LIFE OF INTOLERANCE

ROBERTSON STEPS DOWN TO ENJOY PRIVATE LIFE OF INTOLERANCE

“Pat Robertson stepped down as leader of the Christian Coalition after more than a decade in charge of the conservative organization.” – AP, Dec. 6, 2001 “My Family Needs Me to Be Insular for Them Now,” He Explains Norfolk, Va. (SatireWire.com) [Read More]

NATION PULLS TOGETHER, FALLS OVER

NATION PULLS TOGETHER, FALLS OVER

United We Stand, But Divided Into 2 Equal Teams Would Have Been Better Santa Barbara, Cal. (SatireWire.com) – Answering the call from government and civic leaders, Americans all pulled together yesterday in an unprecedented show of patriotism and unity that left [Read More]

U.S. TO HALT ATTACKS DURING HOLY MONTH OF HARRY POTTER MOVIE RELEASE

U.S. TO HALT ATTACKS DURING HOLY MONTH OF HARRY POTTER MOVIE RELEASE

West Anxious to Portray War As Fight Against Terrorism, Not Harry Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Fearing a religious backlash that could undermine international support and intensify anti-American sentiment, the United States today announced it will halt attacks [Read More]

AMERICANS GETTING BACK TO HIGHLY ALERT STATE OF NORMAL

AMERICANS GETTING BACK TO HIGHLY ALERT STATE OF NORMAL

“We are getting back to normal. We’re doing so with a new sense of awareness. And the (FBI) warning that went out today helped to heighten that sense of awareness.” – President George W. Bush, Oct. 12, 2001 Everything’s Just As It Was, Except [Read More]

NEW REAL-LIFE DISNEY MOVIE ALMOST AS GOOD AS ANIMATION

NEW REAL-LIFE DISNEY MOVIE ALMOST AS GOOD AS ANIMATION

Actors So Authentic “You’d Think They Were Digitally Produced” Burbank, Cal. (SatireWire) – The soon-to-be-released Walt Disney film “Max Keeble’s Big Move,” which features real actors and actual scenery, is so lifelike that [Read More]

AMISH ASSAIL NOVEL ‘BUGGY NIGHTS’

AMISH ASSAIL NOVEL ‘BUGGY NIGHTS’

Normally Peaceful People Declare Scheune-wa Against Author LANCASTER, PA. (SatireWire.com) – Outraged Amish leaders stunned the publishing industry today by declaring a scheune-wa against author Gore Vidal, whose new book, Buggy Nights, offers a bawdy, fictionalized [Read More]

ATLANTA NOW LESS BUSY, FINALLY HAS TIME TO HATE

ATLANTA NOW LESS BUSY, FINALLY HAS TIME TO HATE

Business Slowdown Frees Up Time to Take Part in Prejudice, Discrimination Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) – According to a new federal report, Atlanta, which has long billed itself as the racially harmonious “City Too Busy to Hate,” is finally succumbing to [Read More]

REVOLUTION COMES AT INCONVENIENT TIME

REVOLUTION COMES AT INCONVENIENT TIME

Lack of Bourgeoisie Cooperation, Strong TV Lineup, Turn Back Universal Uprising Everywhere (SatireWire.com) – The long-awaited Revolution, when the oppressed and disenfranchised break the chains of economic servitude and social injustice and put the tyrants and [Read More]

MEDIA CONVICTS MEDIA OF UNFAIRLY CONVICTING MEDIA IN MEDIA

MEDIA CONVICTS MEDIA OF UNFAIRLY CONVICTING MEDIA IN MEDIA

Media Site Inside.com to Launch InsideInside.com to Cover Itself Covering Itself New York, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – In what the media termed a “healthy display of detached introspection,” the media today accused the media of unfairly convicting the media in [Read More]

NATION’S FIRST ‘LOW-STRESS’ CASINO ARRIVES

NATION’S FIRST ‘LOW-STRESS’ CASINO ARRIVES

Rowdy Yahtzee Players Told to Keep it Down LAKE BENTON, MINN. (SatireWire.com) – A chorus of satisfied sighs wafted across the endless fields and farms of this southwest Minnesota town yesterday as the nation’s first “low-stress” gambling casino [Read More]

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U.S. TROOPS TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TILL MIDDLE EAST SORTS ITSELF OUT

U.S. TROOPS TO FIGHT EACH OTHER TILL MIDDLE EAST SORTS ITSELF OUT

BAGHDAD (SatireWire.com) – With the Middle East hopelessly fractured and America's allies increasingly [Read More]

STRONG SALES PROVE AMERICANS WOULD RATHER DIE IN A CHEVROLET

STRONG SALES PROVE AMERICANS WOULD RATHER DIE IN A CHEVROLET

DETROIT (SatireWire.com) – Despite breaking industry records for safety recalls, General Motors this week announced [Read More]

GM SPLITS INTO SEPARATE CAR-MAKING, CAR-RECALLING DIVISIONS

GM SPLITS INTO SEPARATE CAR-MAKING, CAR-RECALLING DIVISIONS

DETROIT (SatireWire.com) – General Motors today announced it will split into separate car-making and car-recalling [Read More]

FIFA ORDERS SUAREZ TO BE PUT DOWN

FIFA ORDERS SUAREZ TO BE PUT DOWN

NATAL, BRAZIL (SatireWire.com) -- After a third biting incident in four years, Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez will be [Read More]

CREATIONIST TELESCOPE FINDS NEARLY 6,000-YEAR-OLD GALAXY

CREATIONIST TELESCOPE FINDS NEARLY 6,000-YEAR-OLD GALAXY

PETERSBURG, KY (SatireWire.com) – Creationists using a deep-faith telescope said today they have discovered a galaxy [Read More]

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