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BAD PLANET! JUPITER DOING SOMETHING WRONGOut There (SatireWire.com) - For the second time in a week, humanity watched in fear and awe as a mysterious arm, estimated [Read More] Authority
JFK DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE: REPORTWASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- According to a new report, there were thousands -- and possibly millions – of young women in the United States that President John F. [Read More] 
CAMPAIGN-BASED CONCUSSIONS ON THE RISEATLANTA (SatireWire.com) -- Campaign-based concussions have risen 120 percent in the last month as voters across the country are repeatedly banging their heads in frustration [Read More] 
TRANSCRIPT OF OBAMA-BREWER TARMAC TIFF RELEASEDPHOENIX, AZ (SatireWire.com) – Here is the complete transcript of the tarmac tiff between President Obama and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, whose clear disregard for one another [Read More] International
CHINA TO MANUFACTURE CHEAPER AMERICAN BABIESBEIJING (SatireWire.com) – In a further blow to U.S. manufacturing, China today announced it will produce American babies at one-tenth the cost of its U.S. counterparts. [Read More] Sci/Tech
27M STUDENT ESSAYS ARE GONNA BE LATESAN FRANCISCO (SatireWire.com) – Internet site Wikipedia shut down for 24 hours [Read More] 
IN NEW SPACE RACE, U.S. VOWS TO MATCH RUSSIAN FAILURESMOSCOW (SatireWire.com) – NASA will begin sabotaging its own rockets in an effort to [Read More] 
DOOMSDAY CLOCK TO USE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS; WORLD ENDS MARCH 11CHICAGO (SatireWire.com) -- The Doomsday Clock, which gauges threats to humanity and is [Read More] Business
ANALYSIS SHOWS EVERY SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL WAS PRO-OBAMANEW YORK (SatireWire.com) -- It is entirely true, as Republicans claim, that Chrysler’s “Halftime in America” commercial, run during the Super Bowl and starring Clint [Read More] Sports
SENIOR COMMITS TO TELLING FOLKS HE WAS RECRUITED BY ALABAMANORFOLK, VA. (SatireWire.com) -- Ending a dramatic 24 hours for college football, Jimmy [Read More] 
JESUS LEAVES BRONCOS, SIGNS WITH PATRIOTSBOSTON (SatireWire.com) – Tired of living in Tim Tebow’s shadow, Jesus Christ left [Read More] 
PENN STATE, SYRACUSE TO FACE OFF IN DENIAL BOWLHOUSTON, TX (SatireWire.com) – Penn State and Syracuse will face each other in the [Read More] |
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