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BAD PLANET! JUPITER DOING SOMETHING WRONGOut There (SatireWire.com) - For the second time in a week, humanity watched in fear and awe as a mysterious arm, estimated [Read More] Authority
TRANSCRIPT OF OBAMA-BREWER TARMAC TIFF RELEASEDPHOENIX, AZ (SatireWire.com) – Here is the complete transcript of the tarmac tiff between President Obama and Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, whose clear disregard for one another [Read More] 
SOLAR STORM SHUTS DOWN MITT ROMNEYJACKSONVILLE, FL (SatireWire.com) – The massive solar radiation storm that struck Earth yesterday disrupted radio communications, knocked out satellite and computer [Read More] 
GINGRICH RELEASES LAST 10 YEARS OF VALENTINE’S CARDSTAMPA, FL (SatireWire.com) -- GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich sought to fend off attacks on his family values and marital infidelity today by releasing the last 10 years of his [Read More] International
CHINA TO MANUFACTURE CHEAPER AMERICAN BABIESBEIJING (SatireWire.com) – In a further blow to U.S. manufacturing, China today announced it will produce American babies at one-tenth the cost of its U.S. counterparts. [Read More] Sci/Tech
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IN NEW SPACE RACE, U.S. VOWS TO MATCH RUSSIAN FAILURESMOSCOW (SatireWire.com) – NASA will begin sabotaging its own rockets in an effort to [Read More] 
DOOMSDAY CLOCK TO USE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS; WORLD ENDS MARCH 11CHICAGO (SatireWire.com) -- The Doomsday Clock, which gauges threats to humanity and is [Read More] Business
VIDEO SHOWS BAIN EXECUTIVES URINATING ON LAID-OFF WORKERSCOLUMBIA, S.C. (SatireWire.com) – Efforts to paint Mitt Romney as a heartless corporate raider were reinforced today after a 1992 videotape surfaced showing Bain Capital [Read More] Sports
JESUS LEAVES BRONCOS, SIGNS WITH PATRIOTSBOSTON (SatireWire.com) – Tired of living in Tim Tebow’s shadow, Jesus Christ left [Read More] 
PENN STATE, SYRACUSE TO FACE OFF IN DENIAL BOWLHOUSTON, TX (SatireWire.com) – Penn State and Syracuse will face each other in the [Read More] 
RAYS PLAN PLAYER’S DEATH TO INSPIRE VICTORYTAMPA, FL (SatireWire.com) – Eight games behind the division leaders and losing [Read More] |
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