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GINGRICH RELEASES LAST 10 YEARS OF VALENTINE’S CARDSTAMPA, FL (SatireWire.com) -- GOP hopeful Newt Gingrich sought to fend off attacks on his family values and marital [Read More] Authority
OBAMA CONDEMNED FOR SLEEPING LAST NIGHTWASHINGTON D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In a gaffe that may cost Barack Obama the election, the White House today admitted the President slept last night, a revelation that [Read More] 
SYRIA CRISIS IMPELS U.N. MEMBERS TO CONSIDER SKIPPING LUNCHNEW YORK (SatireWire.com) -- As the Syrian crisis deepens amid daily attacks on innocent civilians, United Nations delegates today said they had no choice but to seriously [Read More] 
OBAMA SERIOUSLY STARTING TO THINK GOP ISN’T EVEN TRYINGWASHINGTON (SatireWire.com) – With yet another flawed front-runner taking the lead in a GOP campaign seemingly bent on self-destruction, President Obama today privately [Read More] International
CNN ACCIDENTALLY AIRS FOOTAGE OF UPCOMING U.S.-IRAN WARATLANTA (SatireWire.com) -- Pentagon officials were furious with CNN today after the network failed to respect a media embargo and accidentally aired footage of a successful [Read More] Sci/Tech
JOHN GLENN: ‘I CLAIMED EARTH FOR MYSELF WHILE ORBITING PLANET’COLUMBUS, OHIO (SatireWire.com) -- Fifty years after becoming the first American to orbit [Read More] 
27M STUDENT ESSAYS ARE GONNA BE LATESAN FRANCISCO (SatireWire.com) – Internet site Wikipedia shut down for 24 hours [Read More] 
IN NEW SPACE RACE, U.S. VOWS TO MATCH RUSSIAN FAILURESMOSCOW (SatireWire.com) – NASA will begin sabotaging its own rockets in an effort to [Read More] Business
GOVT ADMITS IT AIMED RULE AT ONE PARTICULARLY HOT CATHOLIC NURSEWASHINGTON (SatireWire.com) – The administration today backed off a requirement that religious employers provide birth control coverage after conceding the entire rule was [Read More] Sports
JEREMY LIN SETS KNICKS RECORD FOR NOT SUCKINGNEW YORK (SatireWire.com) – With seven consecutive strong games under his belt, point [Read More] 
SENIOR COMMITS TO TELLING FOLKS HE WAS RECRUITED BY ALABAMANORFOLK, VA. (SatireWire.com) -- Ending a dramatic 24 hours for college football, Jimmy [Read More] 
JESUS LEAVES BRONCOS, SIGNS WITH PATRIOTSBOSTON (SatireWire.com) – Tired of living in Tim Tebow’s shadow, Jesus Christ left [Read More] |
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