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SCIENTIST SPLITS ATOM, FINDS TOY PRIZE INSIDEPrinceton, N.J. (SatireWire.com) -- A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, [Read More] Authority
U.S.: IF EVERYONE IS BEING SPIED ON, THEN NO ONE IS BEING SPIED ONWASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Wielding the tautological argument, “If everyone is special, then no one is special,” the White House today said the government is [Read More] 
ARMY TO HOLD BEER SUMMITS WITH ASSAULT VICTIMS, ATTACKERSWASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Conceding their “Miss Pentagon” contest idea was not the best way to defuse sexism in the ranks, U.S. Army officials today said they [Read More] 
MILITARY TO BOOST FEMALE MORALE WITH MISS PENTAGON CONTESTWASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – In an effort to address rampant sexual harassment in the armed forces, U.S. military commanders today announced they will hold a “Miss [Read More] International
ISRAEL CLAIMS IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE BOMBING IN NEIGHBORHOODBy An Israeli Warplane -- I know, right? I looks kinda awkward that I “just happened” to bomb Damascus Sunday, but that’s what happened. It wasn’t, like, planned or [Read More] Sci/Tech
DESIGNER #HASHTAGS THE LATEST TREND IN TRENDINGNEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – The common #hashtag, once the telltale sign of [Read More] 
INTO THE GREAT ABOVE: THE CICADA STORYThere are a billion stories in cicada city. Some of them are long and some of them are [Read More] 
INDIGENOUS MARTIANS THRILLED AT PROSPECT OF BEING COLONIZEDOUT THERE (SatireWire.com) – Word that a private aerospace company is launching a [Read More] Business
POWERBALL DROPS NUMBERS FOR SHAPES AS MATH STANDARDS FALLWEST DES MOINES, IA (SatireWire.com) – Keeping up with declining math standards in the United States, Powerball today announced it has abandoned numbers and will instead [Read More] Sports
RUTGERS FIRES ABUSIVE COACH, VOWS TO STOP RECRUITING PANSIESNEW BRUNSWICK, NJ (SatireWire.com) – An apologetic Rutgers University fired men’s [Read More] 
ESPN SUSPECTS HACK AS TSINGHUA UNIV. LEADS NCAA BRACKET PICKSBRISTOL, CT (SatireWire.com) – Every one of the 1.2 billion NCAA tournament brackets [Read More] 
PISTORIUS ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS GUARD, FEARING HE WAS STALKERPRETORIA (SatireWire.com) -- Murder suspect Oscar Pistorius, who claims he accidentally [Read More] |
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