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SCIENTIST SPLITS ATOM, FINDS TOY PRIZE INSIDEPrinceton, N.J. (SatireWire.com) -- A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, [Read More] Authority
U.S. DIPLOMAT EXPLAINS WHY SYRIAN CIVILIANS MUST KEEP DYING(SatireWire.com) – U.S. State Department transcript of a cell phone call between Palmer Greavey, Under Deputy Secretary for the Assistant Secretary of the U.S. Deputy [Read More] 
ARIEL CASTRO HANGS SELF AFTER NOT GETTING ‘50 SHADES’ LEADCLEVELAND, OHIO (SatireWire.com) -- Convicted kidnapper and sexual abuser Ariel Castro hanged himself in his prison cell late Tuesday only hours after learning he had failed [Read More] 
RADICAL ANAGRAMISTS HOLD SHE-GOATS FOR RANSOMSHAGWINTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) -- A group of radical anagramists today claimed it has taken four she-goats and demanded $1 million in omen masonry payable in small, kind [Read More] International
ISRAEL CLAIMS IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE BOMBING IN NEIGHBORHOODBy An Israeli Warplane -- I know, right? I looks kinda awkward that I “just happened” to bomb Damascus Sunday, but that’s what happened. It wasn’t, like, planned or [Read More] Sci/Tech
MYSTERY DISEASE AFFECTS ONE IN NEARLY EVERY HUMAN BEINGATLANTA (SatireWire) -- It is known by many names: Common Fulgent Peplepsia, The Kitchen [Read More] 
NASA TURNS OFF SPACE TELESCOPES, GOES OUTSIDEWASHINGTON, D.C. (SatireWire.com) – Saying everyone had spent more than enough time [Read More] 
DESIGNER #HASHTAGS THE LATEST TREND IN TRENDINGNEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – The common #hashtag, once the telltale sign of [Read More] Business
FLORIDA’S NEWEST AMUSEMENT PARK: “SINKHOLELAND”DADE CITY, FL (SatireWire.com) – Cinderella’s Missing Castle, Unnerving Journey to the Center of the Earth, Pirates of the Caribbeneath, Spelunk-a-Dunk – the rides at [Read More] Sports
NFL PLAYERS MAY FACE HATE CRIMES FOR TARGETING UNIFORM COLORNEW YORK, N.Y. (SatireWire.com) – Nearly 700 National Football League players may be [Read More] 
RUTGERS FIRES ABUSIVE COACH, VOWS TO STOP RECRUITING PANSIESNEW BRUNSWICK, NJ (SatireWire.com) – An apologetic Rutgers University fired men’s [Read More] 
ESPN SUSPECTS HACK AS TSINGHUA UNIV. LEADS NCAA BRACKET PICKSBRISTOL, CT (SatireWire.com) – Every one of the 1.2 billion NCAA tournament brackets [Read More] |
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