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PRICELINE ITINERARY: CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
Leave: Palos, Spain, Aug. 2, 1492
Arrive: Madagascar, Aug. 22 (change ships)
Leave: Madagascar, Aug. 24
Arrive: Japan, Sept. 2 (snack)
Leave: Japan, Sept. 3
Arrive: Aleutian Islands, Sept. 14 (Saturday overnight required)
Leave: Aleutian Islands, Sept. 15
Arrive: Cape Horn, Sept. 27 (no beverage service)
Leave: Cape Horn, Sept. 28
Arrive: Iceland, Oct. 4 (change ships)
Leave: Iceland, Oct. 5
Arrive: Bahamas, Oct. 12 (snack)

** Some restrictions apply. Port taxes excluded. All tickets sold through Priceline are non-refundable, non-transferable and non-changeable. You must sail on the ships assigned to you. Sailing standby is not permitted.

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