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StarMedia, "The AOL of Latin America," Adopts Busy Signal
New York, N.Y. (Satirewire.com) — Building on its self-professed desire to become the "AOL of Latin America," StarMedia CEO Fernando Espuelas said today the company will now enter a two-year period during which dial-up subscribers will be unable to connect to the service most of the time.

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