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    BRIEFS ARCHIVE #2

    ¤ Big Tobacco Can't Afford Verdict;
       Smokers Must Buy More Cigarettes

    ¤ Airlines Drop Arrival, Departure Times

    ¤ CDNow Wins Patent on
       "Money-Losing Business Model"

    ¤ DrKoop.com Ordered
       To Display Warning Label

    ¤ IMF Rate Hike Suggestion
       Proves Hike Not Needed

    ¤ OPEC Relents, Will "Suck Earth Dry"

    ¤ New Web Site for Those Without Net Access

    ¤ Airlines "Disappointed" by Mid-Air Merger Test

    ¤ "Love Bug" Is "Worm," Hackers "Twits

    ¤ Priceline Launches "Name Price for Bail"

    ¤ StarMedia, "AOL of Latin America,"
       Unveils Busy Signals

    ¤ MP3 to Steal, Sell Your Stuff

    ¤ Tears Shed on Emotional Day for Stocks

    ¤ Consumer Confidence Falls;
       Teens Questioned

    ¤ AOL Profits from Gumboless Space

    ¤ FBI Targets Paranoid

    ¤ Kellogg's Nailed for "Bundling"

    ¤ Free Computers Not Free;
       Nation's Idiots in Denial


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